There was a notice in my company's daily email newsletter that Monday is Take-a-Turkey-to-Work Day. It is part of a Thanksgiving food drive, but I'm just picturing something like Take-Your-Daughter/Son-to-Work Day, with live turkeys shadowing people in their jobs. Can't you just picture a turkey with a little hard hat watching the construction guys? A turkey with a lab coat tagging along with the scientists? A turkey pecking on my keyboard, trying to help me code?
Well, I found it amusing, anyway.